elevator pitch for BOB BALMAR, A ROUTE 66 KID

In 1955, ten-year-old Bob Balmar feels scrawny as he picks up rocks from a hot, dusty field; by 1959 he is grateful for the muscles he’s built from farm chores and that a growth spurt helps him get on the basketball team and finally he can outrun his favorite girl cousin.  If only he knew what girls looked like under their clothes – Oh!  New girl in summer band camp -  with – with enormous mazoombas!